Why I did not do my homework?

Friends, this is just a joke. Do not apply them in your life-your teacher will consider you insane!

Excuses for why you don't have your homework

A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.

I used it to fill a hole in my shoe; you wouldn't want it now.

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest.

I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him. I lost it fighting this kid you who said you weren't the best teacher in the school. I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had. Our puppy toilet trained on it. Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked. I put it in a safe, but lost the combination. I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away. Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing. I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine. I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload. My little sister ate it.