Okay guys and girls, before I begin babbling again, do allow me to give a piece of advice to this year's batch of SPM students:
NEVER EVER LEAVE YOUR BOOKS AND A WHOLE STRING OF FACTS AT THE BACK OF YOUR BRAIN AFTER SPM.
It is pathetic if you do!
The Chemistry lessons were on. Page after page of handouts were distributed to us right after the briefing. My eyes were fixated onto the paper at first. They opened widely, and I almost shrieked in horror.
I HAVE DELETED THE CHEMISTRY FORMULAE FROM MY MEMORY SPACE!
Scoring a brilliant A+ in Chemistry in SPM was ridiculous at that moment. My mind went blank.
Fortunately there were just some facts which remained glued in my mind. Without any hesitation, I hastily scribbled down the answers while peeping at my friends' answers, hoping for high scores.
Sure enough, I got HALF of the questions right!
We took turns to answer the questions on the whiteboard. Mu luck! Question on alcohol! I have returned the alcoholic stuff to the teacher eras ago!
My hand was trembling immensely. Sweat trickled down my forehead and palms. I cannot answer it!
"Cikgu, saya tak tau lah!" (Teacher, I don't know this!) I gave an apologetic look.
Chuckling, the teacher whispered the answer into my ear.
Thank God!
Back to my seat, my friends asked me to show then the answers. My answers were indicated in black while those copied in blue.
"Genius! At least you still remember most of them!"
I was bewildered.
***
The Physics laboratory was just a flight of stairs away. Lugging my heavy, untidy bag, I hobbled up the stairs, only to find out that the boys had occupied the front spots.
"Good morning Sir", a weak chorus ensued.
Chairs roared in the laboratory, and in a split second the lessons officially began.
Dimensions of Physical Quantities.
For goodness sake, he merely copied down and read them in a hushed voice. Yes, READ them. A couple of minutes later he was out wiping racks, leaving us girls perplexed and lacked of solutions for the questions!
在我又再滔滔不绝地大吐苦水之前，先给今年SPM考生一个警告：（我很善良对不对？ :P ）
SPM过后，千万千万不要把所学知识还给老师，否则后悔莫及！
化学课。
老师简略地介绍课程纲要之后，就分发了一大堆功课活页。我一拿到纸，就杏眼圆瞪，目不转睛地盯着活页。
吗呀！我已经把化学知识还给老师了！
一个在化学科拿到A+的学生竟然连扎马步都忘了？简直令我不可思议啊。
还好我的脑袋还有些化学底子。我就不假思索地填下答案，还顺便当长颈鹿抄朋友的答案，希望能侥幸答对获高分。
结果，我只答对了一半的问题，哈哈哈哈！
我们得轮流在白板写答案。恭喜发财，我竟然又再得和酒精方程式纠缠不清！我不喝酒，酒量不佳，也早已把酒精事儿还给老师了。
我的手不停地颤抖，额头和手掌一直冒汗。惨咯，这题难倒我了，怎么办？
"Cikgu, saya tak tau lah!"（老师，我不会！）我满脸通红地对老师说。
老师正嘻嘻地傻笑着，过后就悄悄地告诉我答案。
我有救了|！感谢上天！
当我正想回座位时，朋友要我给他们看答案。从我脑袋现榨出的答案以黑笔书写；抄的则用蓝笔。
“都说过你是鬼才咯！你居然还能记得这么多······”
我翻白眼。
***
走出生物室，爬多一层楼梯即是物理实验室了。
我背着沉甸甸的书包，有精无力的爬楼梯上课。结果，只见所有男生已经占了前排。
“老——师——早——安——”全班同学没精打采地向老师请安。
第一课——物理量。
拜托以下，老师葫芦装了啥？他只是抄了笔记一遍，并把它们读出来。几分钟后，他在外擦橱。我们正头昏昏的，不知怎么回答问题。
(To be continued)（待续）
NEVER EVER LEAVE YOUR BOOKS AND A WHOLE STRING OF FACTS AT THE BACK OF YOUR BRAIN AFTER SPM.
It is pathetic if you do!
The Chemistry lessons were on. Page after page of handouts were distributed to us right after the briefing. My eyes were fixated onto the paper at first. They opened widely, and I almost shrieked in horror.
I HAVE DELETED THE CHEMISTRY FORMULAE FROM MY MEMORY SPACE!
Scoring a brilliant A+ in Chemistry in SPM was ridiculous at that moment. My mind went blank.
Fortunately there were just some facts which remained glued in my mind. Without any hesitation, I hastily scribbled down the answers while peeping at my friends' answers, hoping for high scores.
Sure enough, I got HALF of the questions right!
We took turns to answer the questions on the whiteboard. Mu luck! Question on alcohol! I have returned the alcoholic stuff to the teacher eras ago!
My hand was trembling immensely. Sweat trickled down my forehead and palms. I cannot answer it!
"Cikgu, saya tak tau lah!" (Teacher, I don't know this!) I gave an apologetic look.
Chuckling, the teacher whispered the answer into my ear.
Thank God!
Back to my seat, my friends asked me to show then the answers. My answers were indicated in black while those copied in blue.
"Genius! At least you still remember most of them!"
I was bewildered.
***
The Physics laboratory was just a flight of stairs away. Lugging my heavy, untidy bag, I hobbled up the stairs, only to find out that the boys had occupied the front spots.
"Good morning Sir", a weak chorus ensued.
Chairs roared in the laboratory, and in a split second the lessons officially began.
Dimensions of Physical Quantities.
For goodness sake, he merely copied down and read them in a hushed voice. Yes, READ them. A couple of minutes later he was out wiping racks, leaving us girls perplexed and lacked of solutions for the questions!
在我又再滔滔不绝地大吐苦水之前，先给今年SPM考生一个警告：（我很善良对不对？ :P ）
SPM过后，千万千万不要把所学知识还给老师，否则后悔莫及！
化学课。
老师简略地介绍课程纲要之后，就分发了一大堆功课活页。我一拿到纸，就杏眼圆瞪，目不转睛地盯着活页。
吗呀！我已经把化学知识还给老师了！
一个在化学科拿到A+的学生竟然连扎马步都忘了？简直令我不可思议啊。
还好我的脑袋还有些化学底子。我就不假思索地填下答案，还顺便当长颈鹿抄朋友的答案，希望能侥幸答对获高分。
结果，我只答对了一半的问题，哈哈哈哈！
我们得轮流在白板写答案。恭喜发财，我竟然又再得和酒精方程式纠缠不清！我不喝酒，酒量不佳，也早已把酒精事儿还给老师了。
我的手不停地颤抖，额头和手掌一直冒汗。惨咯，这题难倒我了，怎么办？
"Cikgu, saya tak tau lah!"（老师，我不会！）我满脸通红地对老师说。
老师正嘻嘻地傻笑着，过后就悄悄地告诉我答案。
我有救了|！感谢上天！
当我正想回座位时，朋友要我给他们看答案。从我脑袋现榨出的答案以黑笔书写；抄的则用蓝笔。
“都说过你是鬼才咯！你居然还能记得这么多······”
我翻白眼。
***
走出生物室，爬多一层楼梯即是物理实验室了。
我背着沉甸甸的书包，有精无力的爬楼梯上课。结果，只见所有男生已经占了前排。
“老——师——早——安——”全班同学没精打采地向老师请安。
第一课——物理量。
拜托以下，老师葫芦装了啥？他只是抄了笔记一遍，并把它们读出来。几分钟后，他在外擦橱。我们正头昏昏的，不知怎么回答问题。
(To be continued)（待续）
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